Tilly's favourite mouse jokes

·    What is a mouse’s favorite meal?

  Bubble and squeak

·     Why did the mouse go to the doctor? 

Because he felt a little squeaky

 

·    What is a mouse’s favorite game?

Hide and squeak

 

·    What did the big mouse say to the little mouse?

Hello pip, squeak

 

·    What cake do mice eat on their birthdays?

Cheesecake

 

·    Why didn’t the mouse tell the police who stole the cheese?

Because he’s not a rat

 

·    What mouse was a roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser

·    Why are mice scared of swimming in rivers?

Because of all the catfish

 

·    What do you call a mouse who likes sword fighting?

A mouseketeer

 

·    What do cats like to eat on their birthdays?

mice cream and cake

 

·    What is a mouse’s favorite cheese?

Mouseralla

 

·    What does a mouse play his music on?

A Bluetooth squeaker

 

·    What do mice say to strangers?

Mice to see you

 

·    Why did the mouse get arrested?

He was caught cheese handed

 

·    What do mice give out at Christmas?

Christmouse presents

 

·    What’s cold and squeaks?

a miceicle 

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